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> > > > ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> > > > Smart man + smart woman = romance
> > > > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> > > > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> > > > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> > > >
> > > > OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> > > > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> > > > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> > > > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> > > > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> > > >
> > > > SHOPPING MATH
> > > > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> > > > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
> > > > need.
> > > >
> > > > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> > > > A woman worries about the future until she gets a
> > > > husband.
> > > > A man never worries about the future until he gets
> > > > a wife.
> > > > A successful man is one who makes more money
> > > > than his wife can
> > > > spend.
> > > > A successful woman is one who can find such a
> > > > man.
> > > >
> > > > HAPPINESS
> > > > To be happy with a man, you must understand him
> > > > a lot and love him
> > > > a little.
> > > > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
> > > > and not try to
> > > > understand her at all.
> > > >
> > > > LONGEVITY
> > > > Married men live longer than single men do, but
> > > > married men are a
> > > > lot more willing to die.
> > > >
> > > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> > > > A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
> > > > but he doesn't.
> > > > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
> > > > change, and she
> > > > does.
> > > >
> > > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> > > > A woman has the last word in any argument.
> > > > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
> > > > a new argument.
> > > >
> > > > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
> > > > ABOUT GETTING
> > > > MARRIED
> > > > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
> > > > poking me in the ribs
> > > > and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They
> > > > stopped after I
> > > > started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
> > > >
> > > > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS
> > > > A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS
> > > > YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
> > > >